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viewtifulcrow:

biggest plot twist ever..

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yourvagproblem:

unnecessarymagic:

IM SO PISSED OFF THAT WE DONT HAVE BALLS ANY MORE
I WANT TO WEAR A HUGE DRESS AND BE COURTED AND DANCE AROUND AND HAVE MY GOWN SWEEP THE FLOOR AND BE ALL ELEGANT AND GRACEFUL WITH GLOVES AND SHIT

BUT NO WE HAVE DUMB HOUSE PARTIES WITH CHEAP BEER AND RED CUPS AND HORNY TEENAGE BOYS WHO PUT THEIR HANDS UP MY SHIRT

i was confused at the word balls in the beginning until i finished it

^

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sashaalexanderisalesbianatheart:

thepinkestlady:

ellenlovesportia:

Ellen talking a about foods from the 50s

HAHAHAHAHAHHA

I FUCKING LOVE HER. I JUST LOVE HER.


foodforbears:

eunnieboo:

if you have a pet and i’ve ever visited your house: i’m sorry

ME


thegirlwhoblockedherownsh0t:

creepwalking:

ittybittyrecluse:

GPOY.

thegirlwhoblockedherownsh0t

Lucy Liu is everything and this is accurate

mama-bird:

coffeeandklonopin:

coffeeandklonopin:

carpe diem - seize the day

carpe noctem - seize the night

carpe natem - seize the ass

Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.

carpe collum - seize the neck

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