i love how tumblr is like personally offended by 50 shades of grey

#we all read better fanfiction

#we all WRITE better fanfiction

(Source: hannibalitus)




i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(Source: meladoodle)


Emma in 1.08

(Source: like-a-song-you-enchanted-me)


Leonardo DiCaprio’s Filmography So Far

(Source: lordgodcaprio)




I want more clones

a trans clone

a blind clone

an amputee clone

a clone that grew up on a farm in the mid west

a clone from south america

an australian surfer clone

a teacher

a fire fighter

an actress

the possibilities are literally endless


Rachel lost an eye so amputee is next, and now that we’re getting military clones it’s even more likely. Guys I think I’m psychic

We have actress and teacher bc Alison and Jennifer


God, we’re so different, all of us.

helena bb i want to dance like you
We’ve had a couple conversations. I know a little bit about who I am and where we’re going. But Tat’s one of the most generous actors you’ll ever work with, and I know if I ever do have any questions, she’ll be there to answer them.
Ari Millen talking about his male clone story arc in season three, at SDCC 2014

orphan black

(via orphanblack)

(Source: cosimathedork)

horror movie opening scene
  • white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
  • white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
  • white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
  • white boy: lmao
  • they continue walking for a few seconds
  • *white couple hears noise*
  • white girl: babe what that??
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  • *leaves her alone*
  • *choking noises*
  • white girl: zack!!!
  • white boy: ha ha just kidding!
  • white girl: asshole!
  • white boy: im just playin babe
  • white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
  • *playful kiss*
  • *things turn sexy*
  • *hear noise*
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  • *he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
  • *maybe a thud*
  • white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
  • *she walks and he dead*
  • white girl: ahhh!!
  • *killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
  • white girl: ahhh!!!
  • *white girl runs*
  • *dead end*
  • *hides*
  • *thinks she free n safe*
  • *guy catches her*
  • *cuts her*
  • *she dead*
  • opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D
bakunawa art